One of my horoscopes from the city tabloid:

SAGITTARIUS, with your talent, you can afford to be audacious. You don't have to pussyfoot around in order to get your needs met. Of course, you'll find the most gentile manner in which to express your boldness.

Er, as I understand the word, it isn't even possible for me to do anything in a non-gentile manner.

In other news, Johnny Depp AND Christian Bale are one block from my office at this very moment filming that gangster movie. Must control self. Lunch hour is for eating & reading, not stalking.